Weener Kleener

Leave this in the shower for your honey. If you actually catch him trying to put his junk in there, you can make fun of him for the rest of his life!

"Large or small or
inbetweener,
Nothing beats a
Kleener Weener!"

Letterman's Top 10 George "Dubya" Bush Moments

Ouch! My Coccyx!

Poor Lil' Wayne busts his ass on stage. Because people falling is always funny.

Tragedy

I was browsing Crunk + Disorderly when I came across this ancient relic. Have any of you seen this clip of Ne-Yo performing with his boy band on Apollo's Amateur Night?
Let me let you know up front, the only thing sadder and more pathetic than this video, are the lyrics to Cassie's "Official Girl". Prepare to have your ears assaulted.
But before we even get to the singing, does anyone notice something about Ne-Yo's speaking voice? I mean, I know he just says his name, but...

Williamsburg Must DIE!

A Message from the Brooklyn Tourism Board from jeff on Vimeo.

I was hanging out over at Aroundthewaygirls.blogspot.com, when I saw this gem.
Oh, it's funny, but as a Brooklyn native I only laugh to keep from crying...
And THIS ladies and gentlemen is why I refuse to set foot in Williamsburg.

SNL Digital Short: J*zzed In My Pants.

Alicia is sweet as pie, she probably doesnt know the word "J*zz". Shhh...Nobody tell her.
Andy Samberg is hillarious with this seasons "Dick-in-A- box".
Love the Justin Timberlake cameo.

PS: John Malkovich was the host this episode, and we all LOVE him. So I wanted to include this clip from Being John Malkovich the ultimate John Malkovich fix! What happens when John Malkovich crawls through a portal, into his own mind? Watch and see...

They're Getting Tough On Sports Stars, Huh?

Granted, I know NOTHING about hockey, and I can't even remember the last time I saw Elisha Cuthbert in a movie...Who? Yeah, I know. But this video gave me a chuckle.

OK, so some hockey player named Sean Avery, apparently used to date Elisha Cuthbert. Check it.


So for reasons I don't know or care about, it didn't work out and Cuthbert went on to date some other hockey player. Lets call him hockey dude 2.
Sean Avery's team was about to play hockey dude 2's team, and at the pre-game press conference Avery referred to Elisha as his "sloppy seconds". This comment has gotten him suspended indefinitely. Harsh!

But I love the video of him actually saying it, cause he looks so seriously confused. I smell an Oscar!
Awww, bitter much, Sean?

Keep In Mind That I'm An Artist. And I'm Sensitive About My Shit!

Comedy Central funny-man Stephen Colbert launched the very funny "Operation Humble Kanye West" on yesterdays episode of The Colbert Report. With such comedy gems as "Kanye is not the voice of this generation...with all the auto-tuning on your record you're barely the voice of your own albums!" (Oh Snap!)It's definitely a clip to watch. It's all in fun.



Unfortunately, 'Ye must have injured his funny bone because he was not amused.
Today's response from Kanye West VIA Twitter:


Oh Kanye...sigh.
I really hope this is the start of a funny and light-hearted exchange of words between two talented people, and not Mr. West really taking a joke to heart...break.


By the way, what in the fuck is Twitter anyway?

Justin Timberlake & Beyonce Do "Single Ladies"

Last Saturday Beyonce and Justin Timberlake were guests on SNL, resulting in a very funny parody of "Single Ladies". I've been trying to post a the video, but it's getting removed everywhere it's posted, so I give up.
If you haven't seen it by now, youtube it up, maybe you can catch a version before it's taken down.

*UPDATE
I just found this clip from ENews on HULU.COM (told you guys I love that website.)
It's not as good as watching the whole skit straight thru, but it will give you a good idea of it in case you cant find the real one.


Also, I just noticed that I own the belt Beyonce is wearing. A recession proof $12.90 from H&M thankyouverymuch!

Flour Attack!

An anti-fur/PETA activist/ladyboy threw flour all over Lindsay Lohan in Paris. The video got a chuckle out of me. Really Lindsay can't complain, this is a lot better than the days when they used to throw red paint on people. Plus, a dusting of flour might help counteract all that orange fake tan shit she has all over her. A "Thank You" may be in order.

Comedy Legacy

In other funny show news, Wookie's (Chris Elliot's) daughter Abby, will be joining the cast of SNL this season. Chris Elliot is SNL alumni, so his daughter will be the first legacy in SNL history.

Cheaaa...Ya Know What? Uh Uh.

Fox is closing the book on "Mad TV" after 14 seasons.

Net confirmed Wednesday that the Saturday night sketch series, which had barely escaped cancellation in recent years, will end its run at the end of this season.
-Variety.com

Awww...I havent watched Mad TV in years but I'm kinda sad, I used to love it. Here's to the memories, cause you know you love Lorraine, Dot, Stuart and 'em.

Alexyss K. Tylor Is Baaaacckkkk!!!!

On Handicapped Lovin'

Call Me.

"It was OK. I wasn't into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean, she's beautiful—she's a very pretty nephew—but I'm more into curvy women."

—Mark Wahlberg to Nuts magazine, on posing with a topless Kate Moss for those controversial Calvin Klein ads back in 1992
-Eonline.com

Yeah, You And Everybody Else Will.

Will Smith's reaction to Obama's historic win.


The ladies of SGHI met up for our usual Saturday night dinner, but this week was a special celebration of Obama's victory. We got a chance to share what each of us was doing when 11pm hit on Nov. 4th, and we got news of Obama winning the presidency. Suffice it to say we all pretty much did what Will is doing in the above clip, so we'll let him speak for all of us.

Ben Affleck Does Keith Olbermann Real Good.

Just when you've decided that Ben Affleck is a complete douchebag, he goes on SNL and pulls a pretty decent Keith Olbermann impression out of his ass. I'll be watching MSNBC tonight to see what Keith and Miss Precious Perfect have to say about this. Could Ben Affleck succeed Bill O'Reilly as the go to Worst Person In The World?

Dont Let This Happen To You.

Homer Simpson runs into trouble at his polling station.

Kinda' Makes You Want Some New Sneakers...

Nike gets sexy, and I like it. Featuring Lebron James and Nicole Scherwhatever.

Waiting For November 4th.

The anxiety attributed to the outcome of this years Presidential election is going to necessitate a new section in the DSM IV. I know I could be a case study.

Apparently, I'm in fine company. The invariably funny Larry David wrote an article for HuffPost on his Pre-Election jitters.


Larry David: Waiting for Nov. 4th

Lookey, Lookey... I guess she does know how to accessorize!

I am not a fan of Golden Brooks. Other than her stint on Girlfriends, there have been nothing else that I can tolerate about her until now.

Not one known to Rock the red carpet, as a matter of fact she usually ends up on the worst dressed list or most disheveled looking list. I can now confirm that she has been taught the rules of accessorizing and it has worked in her favor. So, discard those first 2 pics and feast ur eyes on her winning piece.




Now if that man is not a winning accessory then I don't know what is.