Another One Bites The Dust!

By now you may have heard the news that Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson at some wilderness resort, blah, blah, blah.

I'm not so sure I approve of this merger. They've only been dating a year, Scarlett Johansson is kinda' young, and most importantly Ryan Reynolds is a hot piece! He's tall (6'3), killer smile, awesome body, funny, and although he generally does comedies I found him quite believable as the killer in Amityville.
I know a lot of you think Scar-Jo is hot too, but please, be serious.

So goodbye to a hunky man, now off the market and untouchable.
BTW, not so long ago, Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette. If Alanis was inspired to write "You Oughta Know" after a breakup with wack-ass Dave Coulier she may have some excellent songs coming soon. I still can't believe that song was about Uncle Joey. Uncle Jesse, I would understand. Have Mercy!