"Colored" ?

The sound on my computer is fucked up at the moment, so I can't hear it myself. But there seems to be some debate over whether Lindsay Lohan said Obama was "good" or "colored" with most people hearing colored. Maybe someone can tell me.
If she did, not a great look, but I'm sure it's just ignorance. Then again, remember summer '07, when she stalked her assistant, crashed her car, held 3 guys "hostage" for the ride, and then told police "The Black kid did it."
Aww Linds, you crack me up!

Do That Before You Leave The House!

Wow. Laser beams. Rad. And by rad I mean totally lame.

Anyway:

Kanye West was hanging out in his dressing room at the MTV Europe Awards, probably violently blogging on his MacBook air, when he felt the urge to purge through his pee hole. Since he's Kanye, he couldn't be bothered with walking 20 or 30 steps to the nearest toilet. So he got up and pissed all over the carpet. In Kanye's beautiful mind, I'm sure he figured he was cleansing the carpet with his greatness. At least he didn't have to go caca.

Kanye was sharing a dressing room with the Ting Tings and they were a little surprised to have his piss all over the floor. Their drummer told The Sun, “We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain’t one of them!”

-Dlisted.com


Really Kanye?

BET Hip Hop Awards 2008

So, I didn't watch the mess that was the 2008 BET Hip Hop Awards, because...Well, just no.
But while browsing the net today I couldn't help but come across the photos of everybody, male and female, looking horrid. (shudder)
Want a Pre-Halloween scare?



Keri Hilson and Ciara, who could both look so nice, but they are just doing WAY too much.



Toccara, a garment this ill-fitting should be a crime, especially on a woman her size. She needs all the lift and pull she can get.



I dont even know who this is, but TLC called from their "No Scrubs" video shoot, and they would really appreciate if this chick would quit jacking their '99 fresh.



Angel Lola Luv might have gotten a pass for being boring, but those shoes, really?

Best Dressed: Melyssa Ford

And so it is that Melyssa Ford won best dressed, in my opinion. Who'da thunk it? But am I wrong?

Manicure. Emphasis On The "Cure".

Probably wouldn't even help...

I was just visiting with one of my favorite blogs, Dlisted, and a new song from Paris Hilton was up.
I wanted to read the post about it, but I had a really difficult time doing so, because there was this pic up of her manly man-ass paws and I was really distracted.
Obviously she has no problem pulling guys, lots and lots and lots of guys, but who would want those hands on their junk?

The song is entitled my BFF, and I assume it's meant to be used as some kind of cross-promotion for her new reality show about finding a BFF.
Check the song here. It's pretty bad. In fact we can have a contest. It took 33 secs for me to want to turn it off, and 56 secs before I couldn't take it anymore. Let me know if you can go longer.