Letterman's Top 10 George "Dubya" Bush Moments

Alicia Keys + Swizz Beats = Secret Lovers

This story has been floating around for awhile, I'm sure we've all caught wind of it by now, but it has transcended rumor and become truth. Swizz Beats separation and ultimately his divorce has in some way been catapulted by a relationship with Alicia Keys. According to Page Six, Swizz' wife Mashonda will allegedly be naming Alicia as "the other woman" in the divorce proceedings. ($Ka-ching!$)
Swizz has been spotted all over Europe on tour with Ms. Keys, and she recently threw a party for him in NYC, announcing him as "her boo".

Now many are calling Alicia a home wrecker, and she may be, but it does take two. She didn't make any promises to be faithful, so Swizz really is to blame for not handling his business at home first. Shouldn't we officially end one relationship before starting a new one? Especially one as sacred as a marriage? I mean, he claims he and his wife have been separated for months, so maybe it was all in Mashondas head that she thought they were going to work it out. You know he would probably go home where it was comfy and familiar, fall into some comfy and familiar pu$$y, tell his wife everything would be OK, then run right back out to Alicia.

Do we feel bad for Alicia? Everyone has a bad word for her on the tips of their tongues. She's a "slut", a "home wrecker", a "ho" and they "always knew it", I cant say I got a slut vibe of her, but she does have a certain arrogance. I can see her being the type to think "Well if your man wants me too bad for you, you cant be like me." And no amount of convincing would make her understand that a man who would walk out on his wife and children, is capable of doing the same to you, because she's just that different from every other woman on the planet.

Well, I hope Alicia had the best intentions, because when all this playing hide and seek is done, and the fun of running around with her secret boo is over, this Gonzo looking somebody is going to be running off behind the next pretty set of thighs that pass by. A married man that wanted to be single, may actually want to be single, and karma can be a bitch.

Solange's NO Of The Week.

No girl, no.

Who Was the Biggest Diva at Fashion Rocks?

You were probably gonna guess my girl Mimi; WRONG! lol ... Weezy F Baby was a no show disappointing many fans who were there just for him. I heard that he threw a tantrum Thursday when him and his entourage came for dress rehearsal there was drama over ... ahem Radio City' strict policies...lol. So Lil Wayne thought the rules didn't apply to him and his peeps, so he stormed off and gave major attitude to some important people.
But because he is Lil Wayne his manager kept him on the bill and stood in for him at dress rehearsal .... but last night .... he was a no show...SMH!
Not cool - it was a charity event Weezy - jeeze louise! Anyway as a side note- Mariah was completely compliant and was gracious to security each and every time she had to get searched and scanned by security. Whose the diva now?!?
:)

Notes On A Scandal.

Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin revealed yesterday that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant - a disclosure made by John McCain's campaign in an effort to stop what it called "out of control" Internet rumors that Palin's youngest child actually was conceived by her daughter and that the Alaska governor faked her pregnancy to cover that up.
- Boston Globe

Methinks McCain's sad attempt to woo the idiotic Clintons for McCain contingency (oh yes, they're out there.) may have been a bit too hasty. Consider that McCain had only met the woman once, and that she is even more "inexperienced" based on her time in office, than they claim Obama is.
As a woman, I'd like to say that I'm excited to be living in a time when, no matter the outcome of the election, history will be made. Either an African American or a woman will be holding office in the white house. This is something many people never thought they'd live to see, and all of a sudden it's happening! But Sarah Palin certainly isn't moving me, and I cant vote with my vagina, can I?

Obama's statement on the Palin situation-
"Let me be a clear as possible: I have said before and I will repeat again, I think people's families are off limits, and people's children are especially off limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin's performance as governor, or her potential performance as a vice president.


"And so I would strongly urge people to back off these kinds of stories. You know my mother had me when she was 18, and how a family deals with issues and, you know, teenage children, that shouldn't be the topic of our politics and I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that's off limits."

Classy. And it is important to note that one third of American women get pregnant by age 20. We have the largest number of teenage pregnancies for any industrialized nation. Ladies, we have a lot of living to do! Accomplish some things before having a child, because your child is (or should be) your life! You cant focus on yourself anymore once you have one of those lil crumbsnatchers. And when youre thinking "aww cute baby" remember episiotomy, so lets all take a few years to be greedy and selfish and buy expensive shoes, shall we?

Time For A Shape Up?

Tyson shows off a little skin, and a lot of hair! I didn't want to offend by throwing the full bush up here on your screen, but if you're interested click HERE to see the full set over at DListed. Don't break your neck, no meats, just the 'fro down below.

Somebody Got Up On MY Side Of The Bed...

Dear Alicia,
Why is "your girl" Solange so cranky?
Please get her some chamomile tea for her next Bday.
Thanks,
Kamilah

Solange somehow managed to get quite confused during an interview with FOX News Las Vegas. Nothing happened, but homegirl still wasn't having any of it.
See the clip HERE

Soon As I Get Home...

I will beat a bitch down! Faith Evans has a book coming out, where she dishes all the dirty details about BIG's wandering eye (and penis). She basically decided that beating down every chick she even thought was after her man was the way to go. She would travel the country delivering good "old fashioned" ass whuppings, and even allegedly beat the brakes off Li'l Kim.


FAITH EVANS had a brutal way of extracting revenge when The Notorious B.I.G. cheated on her. The R&B songbird hunted down his lovers and beat them to a pulp. "I thought maybe kicking some ass would get the word out that chicks better think twice before messing with my husband," Evans writes in her new autobiography, "Keep the Faith." Once, she hopped a red-eye to Virginia, where Biggie (real name Christopher Wallace) was touring, and found a young hottie in a plaid school uniform in his hotel room. She writes: "[I] jumped on top of her and started beating her ass . . . 'Yo, Ma you need to chill!' Big said, 'I didn't even [bleep] her!' I mashed [her] in the face and then kicked her. 'Yeah, well, you should have,' I said." Another time, she found a cutie's photo and number in Biggie's car, traced her to a Bronx apartment and, together with a male pal, gave her "a brief but thorough beat-down."
-New York Post

Well, I cannot advocate this type of behavior, but sometimes these YAMPS are really asking for it, are they not? And RIP BIG, god bless the dead, but I hope she smacked him in his mouth at least one good time. Sometime a man fi get kuff!

OUCH!

After being disqualified from his bronze-medal match, Cuban taekwondo athlete Angel Matos goes on a rampage, kicking a referee in the head and pushing a judge.

Making calls at the Olympics is getting to be some dangerous shit. I suppose when you have to crush someones dreams and life's work, you should be prepared for them to want to rub their bunions all up on your teeth. HI-YA!

This Is Avyanka's Future Son.

Study the effects of too much Mariah Carey seeping into your system. I like how he put the spice on it though...

Ummmm......

Ok, I love Riri & CB as much as the next gal... but ILL! Do we have to see her popping his pimples... I don't know who I am more disgusted with; Riri or the photogs! Yuck!