They're Getting Tough On Sports Stars, Huh?

Granted, I know NOTHING about hockey, and I can't even remember the last time I saw Elisha Cuthbert in a movie...Who? Yeah, I know. But this video gave me a chuckle.

OK, so some hockey player named Sean Avery, apparently used to date Elisha Cuthbert. Check it.


So for reasons I don't know or care about, it didn't work out and Cuthbert went on to date some other hockey player. Lets call him hockey dude 2.
Sean Avery's team was about to play hockey dude 2's team, and at the pre-game press conference Avery referred to Elisha as his "sloppy seconds". This comment has gotten him suspended indefinitely. Harsh!

But I love the video of him actually saying it, cause he looks so seriously confused. I smell an Oscar!
Awww, bitter much, Sean?