Saturday, August 2, 2008

Boring and Slutty, Respectively.


The picture of Keri Hilson is one of a series of promo shots that feature her looking like an old dishrag, somehow wet, (soggy?) and dry (boring) at the same time. Amazing. I know she has more "oomph" than that, I think we've all seen her bust out a sexy move here and there, but right now shes making me crave the excitement of burnt toast. The nips are the perkiest thing she has going for her right here.
On the opposite end of the spectrum we have Cassie's new spread for Complex Magazine. She's got the sexy part down, I know the fellas love it, but guys aren't going to go cop the new Cassie album. So what is her point in showing me all of this? What young songstress does this? Not even Nicole Scherzinger has shown me her butt crack, so what lane are we driving into?
Who is dressing, or undressing these chicks? Someone needs to have a sit-down with their handlers in the "Who am I? Dept."

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