Two new energy drinks have just hit the market and I know your nasty self can't wait to taste them. What is wrong with you anyway?
Booty Sweat is an interesting case of reverse product placement for the upcoming Ben Stiller flick, Tropic Thunder. The actors drink it throughout the film, and it's now being sold to the public, so you too can drink Booty Sweat. As if you don't already.
What is it?
a delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.” (via AdAge)
On the other hand, the makers of Pussy Drink are merely going for shock value.
Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative.
The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.
Pussy believes in natural energy - because it's better for you.
Don't hurt yourself rushing to the store, let me know how it goes...
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