Lets Get Ready To Rumble!!!!!!!

Take off your earrings and put on your Vaseline, the Barneys warehouse sale starts soon!

Barneys CO-OP

New York City
255 W. 17th Street
(btwn. 7th and 8th Ave.)
August 14th-September 1st

For those of you who have not been to to a Barneys warehouse sale, please take heed, it is an absolute madhouse. We are not talking about one rack, or even a section of a store, they clear all merchandise out of the CO-OP store and fill it with sale items.

I suggest you prepare for this adventure by renting a couple of Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal films, and brushing up on your fight skills in your living room. This way when some 60 year old woman rushes you, foaming at the mouth, because you picked up the last 3.1 Phillip Lim dress, you are fully prepared to cock back and "throw a bow" right up in her eye piece. When you hit her, You should scream "Welcome to the jungle baby!" This will alert nearby shoppers that you mean business, and should give you at least 15 minutes of peaceful shopping until the next bitch tries to test.

For the West Coast ladies your sale has already been on a few days, catch the end for the lowest prices.

LA: 8/7-8/17
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3021 Airport Avenue, Suite 203, Santa Monica, California 90405