Michelle Obama Covers Radar Magazine.

(sigh...) I'm having really mixed emotions about this cover.
Nothing like the recent New Yorker foolishness, but I really wish these "Liberal-Hipster-Yuppie" types would quit trying to make jokes.
You know who writes Radar magazine? The silver spoon New York transplant who makes good money, but insists upon sitting on the curb with holes in his pants looking like he wants to ask me for a quarter, and refuses to use an appropriate amount of deodorant for his/her sweat to stank ratio.
But I digress, check out this excerpt from the related article, taken from The Huffington Post:

The meticulously footnoted insider’s guide, a semi-controversial FAQ penned by Ana Marie Cox, asks questions like, “Why does she hate whitey?” (”there is no public evidence of her ever using the word whitey”), “When was the precise moment she became proud of America?” (”Michelle Obama’s pride in America is long-standing, diffuse, and organic”), and “Why is she so angry?” (”She’s not angry; she is passionate”).

Oh Radar, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.