Thursday, September 18, 2008

Needs A Bath With Scrubbin Bubbles.



Spokeswoman for the National Association of Skeezers, Skanks, and Skallywags, Aubrey O'Day recently did an interview and photo shoot with Complex Magazine.

Choice excerpts from the interview:

Complex-When people see you in the tabloids and blogs, they tend to think—
Aubrey O’Day: —that I’m a ho, a dumb blonde girl

Complex-Well, when you’re out at clubs, you must get approached in an aggressive way.
Aubrey O’Day: I think urban guys look at me and are like, “Here’s the white girl I’m gonna fuck.” Like, I met a famous basketball player the other night.So this nasty guy came up to me and says, “Come here. I’m the man, haven’t you heard?” And I said, “Well, I’m the woman, haven’t you heard?” And he was like—this is the third thing out of his mouth—“Well, I have a hotel here, so when are you going to come by to my room?”

Complex-Smooth.
Aubrey O’Day: It was so embarrassing and corny. I was disgusted. It’s funny that they think they can talk to me like that, like it’s so easy. “There’s that ho from Danity Kane, let me get her off tonight.”

Complex-So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—
Aubrey O’Day: —I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.

Complex-Oh, running a red light?
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

Complex-Well, I suppose it’s something that can be broached with—
Aubrey O’Day: —someone you trust. Or you could just have anal sex.

Complex-Do you have a favorite star?
Aubrey O’Day: Jenna Jameson, obviously.

Complex-Is it weird watching your BFF?
Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible. [Ed.—Jenna famously only lets men in the front door, so we’re guessing Aubrey’s a little confused about the title. Up and Cummers #11, maybe?]

Complex-Guys are always curious about girls and porn.
Aubrey O’Day: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

Yeah...Darn those "urban" guys thinking youre a "ho" where in the heck would anyone get that idea from? Aubrey, you sound super classy in my book!

PS. This is one of my fave lines in the interview:
Complex- Speaking of the filthy industry, there have been rumors about you and Diddy. We recently interviewed Cassie, and the same rumors are dogging her.
Aubrey O’Day: Oh, those are rumors?

MEOW-CH!!!

2 comments:

NatelyRenee said...

What was with the "urban" guys comment? Did she think she was being "PC" in her own way? Anway, EFF PC...say whatcha mean.

Fave quote about having sex on her period: "There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. "

HE was weird about it....not SHE. =/

She's disgusting. I need to gargle with Listerine-i can taste her sluttiness like strong bad cologne. *baaaarfgh*

buggy said...

Can we say T.M.I. This girl is definitly using the media to keep her name alive.. Masturbating is such a secret thing for some women and men..Must she talk about it in an interview..Geez..